Problem solved: Just give us all your oil

So let me see if I’ve got this right: Women can’t drive in Saudi Arabia because it would otherwise cause them to lose their virginity and would cause the men there to become gay and like pornography. Hey, I don’t make this stuff up… I just read it in the media!

Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t some of the 9-11 attackers (I think some of them were Saudis) seen in topless bars here in America leading up to the attack on America? I guess all that doesn’t matter now since the attackers died for Allah and were each “rewarded” with 72 virgins of their own! Yeah, right.

It all makes sense though. We let women drive here in America and we have homosexuals and people addicted to pornography here, so it must be true. Right?

I’ve got a solution for the Saudis that I’d like to propose to the king:

Your Majesty

In the spirit of international cooperation, we in the United States would like to relieve you of the burden of people in your kingdom seeking permission to allow women to drive. The most effective way to accomplish this, in my humble opinion, would be to simply donate all of your vast oil supplies to the United States. Without oil, your country cannot power the vehicles that people drive there now, and you could avoid the embarrassment of the issue of women wanting to drive in your country.

Simply give us all your oil… our women already drive here and we’re obviously not going to be able to put that Jeannie back in the bottle here. In fact, you could probably say it’s all gone downhill for us ever since we gave women the right to vote with the 19th Amendment to our Constitution. Moreover, our women like to drive big SUV’s, which need more oil than the little cars that are more common in your kingdom.

We want to help. Therefore, please consider this request as in the best interest of both our countries. We get the oil we need to power our SUV’s, and you get to keep your women in their place.

That’s my idea… What do you think?

U.S. call for Assad to leave could be rewritten for America

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton gave a speech today calling on Syrian President Assad to step aside for the sake of his people and democracy.

After hearing her on television then reading her speech online I was struck by how, with just a few word changes, this same speech could be given in response to the current American regime that continues to destroy the hopes, aspirations and wealth of millions of Americans. I took the liberty of editing the first and last paragraphs of Clinton’s statement and have included them here. For editing sake, I struck out the words used by Secretary Clinton and underlined the added words for the proposed text:

SECRETARY CLINTON: Good morning. For months, the world has borne witness to the Asad Obama regime’s contempt for its own people. In peaceful demonstrations across the nation, Syrians Americans are demanding their universal human rights. The regime has answered their demands with empty promises and horrific violence, name-calling, and the elimination of vast amounts of private wealth. torturing opposition leaders, laying siege to cities, slaughtering thousands of unarmed civilians, including children. (Not yet, at least)

The people of Syria the United States deserve a government that respects their dignity, protects their rights, and lives up to their aspirations. Asad Obama is standing in their way. For the sake of the Syrian American people, the time has come for him to step aside and leave this transition to the Syrians Americans themselves, and that is what we will continue to work to achieve.

Her entire speech can be found here.

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Some unanswered questions and thoughts of a former journalist

Let’s see if I understand this correctly: I can own a private enterprise that is quite profitable and makes lots of money for me; those who choose to invest in my company and my employees. I can play by the rules and still get hauled before a bunch of self-important, pious egotists masquerading as esteemed Senators to defend my business acumen because somehow, somewhere, the premise was proffered that my legal business, which pays millions of dollars in taxes to support these government hacks, is somehow evil.

Meanwhile, the same government hacks that I support with the taxes generated from my private business, can support programs that run guns across international borders so that foreign agents can then execute a war against the country that my taxes support, but when I ask my congressman why he won’t assume his constitutional authority to declare war against the people firing at my neighbors from across the same international border, I’m laughed at as if my suggestion is ludicrous. Imagine if we’d had the same attitude on Dec. 7, 1941.

Some more questions and observations:

• What’s the difference between what Bernie Madoff did to private investors and what the United States government is doing to its citizens via Social Security?
• When George W. Bush sent troops to the Middle East to fight a war the media called him a warmonger and wanted to drag him to his death.
• When Barrack Hussein Obama sent troops to the Middle East to fight a war the media called him brave.
• The George W. Bush tax cuts were gifts to corporate cronies and the rich until Obama was given the choice to let them expire, then they were the right thing to do.
• Exxon is chastised for not paying its “fair share” of taxes while General Electric can pay no taxes on billions in profits and its CEO receives presidential treatment and access.
• The same communist regimes that we once touted as our enemies are more profitable, more capitalistic and run their governments with lower tax rates than we do? Did you know that Russia has a flat tax and collects more money than it ever did because of it, or that China regularly visits American businesses in order to learn how to replicate our capitalistic successes?
• How did health care become a right and the ownership of firearms by free citizens become outlawed? What constitutional amendment covers health care?
• Who decided that it was more important to pay people to literally dig through the trash of a former governor than it was to dig into the past of the man who would soon become President of the United States? Why weren’t more people alarmed when two veteran news journalists openly admitted that they knew nothing about the background of Barack Hussein Obama, or what his thoughts and motivations were?

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The patriotic premises of liberals and the lies they tell

Did you know that children who attend American Independence Day celebrations are more likely to vote Republican (gasp!) when they grow up?

Don’t tell the Obama regime, otherwise they might concoct a scheme to ban the celebration altogether.

Oops! Too late: the media arm of the Obama regime has already posted the story.

It’s true. Well, almost… Not really. ABC News admits that even the study’s co-author, David Yanagizawa-Drott of Harvard University can’t match up the thesis with the facts. Not to worry folks; like the Christmas stories that proclaim Jesus wasn’t really born on Dec. 25th or that what he said and did can’t be authenticated, this is just another attempt by the anti-American media to belittle you for waving your American flags and celebrating the moral convictions of those who risked life and livelihoods to declare themselves and others free and independent from the tyranny of King George by signing the Declaration of Independence.

According to the story’s author:

One thing not addressed in the report is that nearly every kid in America attends Fourth of July celebrations, but the Republican Party is a minority party.

Minority party? So what’s the problem? If most kids grow up to be Democrats who cares?

Let’s apply a little Philosophy 101 here… If there are fewer registered Republicans in America then certainly the premise must be that there are more registered Democrats.

US voter registration in 2004.

The 2004 census statistics even bear this out. So, if nearly ever kid in America attends an Independence Day celebration in the United States as declared in the story, simply philosophy would suggest that celebrating Independence Day would make one more likely to be Democrat than Republican, even though ABC News declared the exact opposite?

Halfway through the story ABC News printed this joke: “Calls to Democratic officials were not returned because they had left their offices early to celebrate the Fourth of July.”

Really? How did the author of the story know they were out celebrating Independence Day? Come on now: George Stephanoloulos works for ABC News and is one of the Democrat Party’s biggest apologists around! Isn’t he one of the author’s colleagues? Even if he was reluctant to make up a quote I’m sure he could find someone out there to make up some lies about Republicans and Independence Day.

Of course that isn’t why they printed the paragraph. For Liberals, the time off for patriotic or religious holidays has nothing to do with celebrating the memory of the holiday. You don’t believe for a moment that Liberals actually go out and celebrate Independence Day, Christmas, Memorial Day, Veterans Day, Thanksgiving or Easter for the rememberances that they are? That’s not the purpose of a holiday for these folks. The purpose of a national holiday for these people is just another paid vacation on the taxpayer’s dime.

As an aside, I thought that children weren’t affected by the things they watched, did or played? We’re always told that the violent video games kids play are perfectly harmless, that they don’t lead kids to violent tendencies, or that the music they listen to doesn’t encourage them to act out in ways that are counter to the morals of a good and just society.

So what’s the worry Mr. and Ms. Liberal? These kids at the Independence Day ceremonies will likely continue the practice of drinking the kool aid you serve up to their older brothers and sisters in college and continue to vote with the premise that government is good, politicians are the only people in America who have your best interests at heart and that freedom and liberty are the archaic, evil and racist outcomes of a bunch of hooligans who dared to break away from the theocratic and despotic regime of King George.

My letter to Speaker Boehner

Image by DonkeyHotey via Flickr

The following is a copy of the e-mail I was encouraged to send to House Speaker John Boehner.

I am completely disgusted with the GOP and its policy of giving into the Democrats every time they whimper, whine or threaten.

While the enemy does always get a vote in war, the objective is to always work to veto that vote by utterly annihilating the enemy! To be perfectly clear, the Democrats and anyone else who stands in the way of freedom, liberty and doing what’s best for the United States of America is an enemy, even if they call themselves Republican!

I then provided a link to my blog post “Democrats, the media and their terrorist agenda.“

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The Obama Reich Ministry exposed?

Reichsminister for Propaganda and National Enlightenment, Joseph Goebbels. Image via Wikipedia

Here’s some frightening stuff — especially for us conservative Facebook junkies — that would make Joseph Goebbels jump for joy.

Examiner.com is reporting that the US Government — you know, the criminals we employ to do little things like “establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare and secure the blessings of liberty,” are engaged in a propaganda mission against their subjects (that would be you and me, boys and girls!).

While some are claiming this story to be totally bogus, it’s still certainly plausible, given the nature and practices of the regime currently occupying the White House to employ such tactics against American citizens.

An erie comparison or careful propaganda?

Watch yourselves. If nothing else this story is making me a bit skeptical of Facebook. Then again, could that be part of the propaganda ploy of Obama’s Reich Ministry? Should we start whispering to only our most trusted and closest friends?

I am the Infidel (that your Imam warned about)

“Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition” and “Sliding down the slippery slope/put your own neck in the rope” are just two of the great lines from this anthem by a good friend of mine, Joe Dan Gorman.

Political correctness has placed us on a dangerous slippery slope as Islam becomes the religion du jour in America. Already children in public schools are being taught the religious Pillars of Islam and are given assignments to test their sensitivity to the so-called religion of peace. Yet because of the twisted opinions of a few, what people like to trumpet as the “separation of church and state” prohibits teaching the Beatitudes and 10 Commandments in those same schools. Both are religions — Islam and Christianity — yet one is prohibited, even though our nation was founded on it and most of the state constitutions in America directly cite God in their preambles.

Sharia Law is certainly not something that Jesus or his disciples taught, yet it’s something that is coming to America unless We the People in this “one nation under God” get on our knees to pray, then stand up and oppose America’s forced conversion to Islam!

Declaration of Independence: Superbowl XLV Commercial

I was absolutely amazed that something like this was produced for television in America today. I am extremely pleased that it was produced on a day when millions of people around the globe were watching television. I can only hope that this was not censored anywhere it was broadcast.

Lead the way Mr. President: Step aside for liberty’s sake

For all the media vomit on Egypt where are all the news reports on the unconstitutionality of ObamaCare?

While America faces a constitutional crisis as Obama considers thumbing his haughty nose at Judge Roger Vinson’s ruling, we’re being told that the man-child president actually convinced Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak to step aside in the name of democracy.

Yeah, right!

Isn’t it ironic that while Obama and the Democrats continue to ignore the will of millions of Americans by passing unpopular legislation, and can essentially tell us through his teleprompter that “we know what’s best for you!” he can go on television and tell Egypt that “we hear your voices” and as such, “…the status quo is not sustainable and that a change must take place… The voices of the Egyptian people tell us that this is one of those moments. This is one of those times.”

When is Obama going to step aside in the name of liberty and freedom here in this country?

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Conservatives can’t win playing prevent defense

President Ronald Reagan did not have a Conservative majority in the House or Senate, nevertheless, he managed to advance conservatism in ways today's Republicans seem impotent to do. Image via Wikipedia

If ever there were something I could be jealous that I didn’t think of first, this could be it.

The thesis that Conservatives are good at complaining about Liberal policies while even fewer of them can actually articulate conservatism, has not been lost on my Conservative friend here.

It’s time as Conservatives we go on the offensive and set our own agenda, promote what’s right for America and stop playing prevent defense with the Liberals. It’s not enough that we simply prevent them from scoring points: they must be summarily destroyed.

I’m frankly tired of hearing Republicans, for example, say that there might be some good things about the Obama Health Care Bill, and thus, we must somehow find a way to keep some of the less egregious parts of the bill while trying to repeal the rest of it. NO! America didn’t want it, doesn’t want it, and most certainly doesn’t need it!