So let me see if I’ve got this right: Women can’t drive in Saudi Arabia because it would otherwise cause them to lose their virginity and would cause the men there to become gay and like pornography. Hey, I don’t make this stuff up… I just read it in the media!
Correct me if I’m wrong, but weren’t some of the 9-11 attackers (I think some of them were Saudis) seen in topless bars here in America leading up to the attack on America? I guess all that doesn’t matter now since the attackers died for Allah and were each “rewarded” with 72 virgins of their own! Yeah, right.
It all makes sense though. We let women drive here in America and we have homosexuals and people addicted to pornography here, so it must be true. Right?
I’ve got a solution for the Saudis that I’d like to propose to the king:
In the spirit of international cooperation, we in the United States would like to relieve you of the burden of people in your kingdom seeking permission to allow women to drive. The most effective way to accomplish this, in my humble opinion, would be to simply donate all of your vast oil supplies to the United States. Without oil, your country cannot power the vehicles that people drive there now, and you could avoid the embarrassment of the issue of women wanting to drive in your country.
Simply give us all your oil… our women already drive here and we’re obviously not going to be able to put that Jeannie back in the bottle here. In fact, you could probably say it’s all gone downhill for us ever since we gave women the right to vote with the 19th Amendment to our Constitution. Moreover, our women like to drive big SUV’s, which need more oil than the little cars that are more common in your kingdom.
We want to help. Therefore, please consider this request as in the best interest of both our countries. We get the oil we need to power our SUV’s, and you get to keep your women in their place.
That’s my idea… What do you think?